Tattoo Thread.

Stage One:

You need to hoover,

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You need to hoover, xGoatboyx.

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Just got the cover of

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Just got the cover of Everything Went Black on my shin

Because I love getting tattoos in awkward places

I would have had my eye-brow

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I would have had my eye-brow pierced in my youth, but now I'm too old. I might get a tattoo one day.

Myrddyn wrote: The Awful Dr.

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Myrddyn wrote:

The Awful Dr. Orlof wrote:

I don't have any tattoos guys, want to fight?

 

I don't have any tattoos or piercings guys, want to fight?

you stole my line myr - that makes three of us, my ears arent even pierced

What Myrddyn said (for a

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What Myrddyn said (for a while, before I get a piercing atleast...)

 Bring it on.

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Bring it on.

Anybody who doesnt have any

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Anybody who doesnt have any tats or piercings probably packs fudge.

Brutal.

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Brutal.

I have an amputation instead.

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I have an amputation instead.

Myrddyn wrote:The Awful Dr.

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Myrddyn wrote:

The Awful Dr. Orlof wrote:

I don't have any tattoos guys, want to fight?

 

I don't have any tattoos or piercings guys, want to fight?

 

You fucking sheep. Following the crowd, maaaaan.

The Awful Dr. Orlof wrote:I

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The Awful Dr. Orlof wrote:

I don't have any tattoos guys, want to fight?

 

I don't have any tattoos or piercings guys, want to fight?

Artists won't fuck up if you

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Artists won't fuck up if you go to one who has a shithot portfolio. Also worth asking them their prefered type (Japanese, Black and White etc).

 

One thing I never understand is people trying to save money on tattoos.. If you're injecting something into your pigment for life I would of thought you would pay extra for a decent design and to make sure it turns out great.

Imagine meeting someone with

Imagine meeting someone with exactly the same design as you too.

I'm pretty much the same.

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I'm pretty much the same. I've thought about getting a tattoo for the last few years, but can't decide on anything, think the artist will fuck up etc.

Some of my friends here have some pretty cool tattoos. Some have some pretty fucking lame ones though too... 

Thought about it for many

Thought about it for many years, but never found anything that I REALLY wanted. I always worry about the artist messing it up too, which is silly I know. An ex girlfriend of mine had lots of tattoos, one of which she saw in a book, brought it in to the artist, and drew it EXACTLY as it was, in a perfect band around her arm. I was shocked it was that good. Still didn't get one though.

You should get one Was.

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You should get one Was.

I don't have any tattoos

I don't have any tattoos guys, want to fight?

k.

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k.

Saturn, I have read all of

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Saturn, I have read all of what you said about your tattoo. It was a joke, and you didn't find it funny, so I apologise for bringing it up again. I meant no offence, honestly.

*sigh* If anyone's been

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*sigh* If anyone's been reading this thread over the past couple months, I've twice already gone over the what and why of this tat, and I care not to discuss it any further, so really.......

 

 

Steady on Saturn. You made

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Steady on Saturn. You made the comment about people thinking your's was aryan, and then you assume the same about mine?

I was joking, and agreeing with you in a round about way, but clearly that's not coming across on a forum.

I won't go off on one, but it's a Hindu, Buddhist, Taoist, Ancient Greek, Roman, and so on symbol. I was a religious studies teacher and now I'm working as an archaeologist - perhaps I'm interested in the history of a religious symbol?

Don't get me wrong, I didn't take having that fucker done lightly, or any of the other swazis on me either, so please don't just start being rude.

Fuck man, lighten up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika 

I didn't know that I was

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I didn't know that I was competing on who was the bigger shithead. you win.

So there is!

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So there is!

saturndescends wrote:

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saturndescends wrote:

sabazius wrote:

Shall we go back to Nazi tatts like Saturn's?

 eat shit, die slow, get raped by hostilesteve's goat-weary knob, you fuck.

Scared of competition are we? Ok, if you look real close at my forearm, in negative space, there's a swastika. That beats your aryan cross I feel. :p

Sorry.

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Sorry.

Don't juge him, Mo.

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Don't juge him, Mo.

He looks about 10!

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He looks about 10!

Brilliant.

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Brilliant.

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I haven't taken a look at any

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I haven't taken a look at any places around here, so I'll do that tomorrow.

Having thought about it, the

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Having thought about it, the same place did tattoo me the year before when I was 16, so maybe it wasn't the best place in the world to have your first non-ear piercing.

Tommy is correct.

Tommy is correct.

If it bleeds then the piercer

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If it bleeds then the piercer was shit. If it causes too much pain then the piercer is also shit.

Mine didn't bleed at all! Go

Mine didn't bleed at all! Go to a professional, ToR!

I had my nipple pierced when

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I had my nipple pierced when I was 17. It was fucking painful, didn't stop bleeding for four hours, and I took it out and decided not to do that again. Hope your's goes better ToR.

other than ensuring celibacy,

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other than ensuring celibacy, I don't think so.

Jesus. Is that functional for

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Jesus. Is that functional for anything?

 

-----> TOTALLY NOT SAFE FOR

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Piercings are only any cop if

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Piercings are only any cop if they make your cock look like the drillcock from Tetsuo The Iron Man.

TEZ CREW GIFROLL

My tragus hurt the most I

My tragus hurt the most I think, mainly because he just gunned it with no numbing spray!

I saw one of my friends get

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I saw one of my friends get his nipple done, we must have been 14 or 15. He threw up. It was such a Lol.

mine hurt a lot, i literally

mine hurt a lot, i literally screamed the place down and i nearly passed out too! i think mens nipples aren't as sensitive as girls though so you should be ok :) i should also add that i have a very low pain threshold and i'm also a wimp. i remember getting a papercut when i was a teenager and passing out lol!

They'll use a needle on your

They'll use a needle on your nipple. Get them both done at the same time, you may as well. You'll feel it, and it was the most uncomfortable piercing I have ever had done, but it isn't INTENSE AGONIZING PAIN or anything.

literally, it's over before

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literally, it's over before you know it. most likely you'll get a piercer that uses a gun that jabs it through and places a stud in half a second. if you go to a traditional guy, he'll use a slightly wider needle and a piece of cork to meet it at the other end. may take a whole second in this fashion.

either way, once you get over scaring yourself over "oh boy oh boy this is gunna hurt!" it's nothing.

tats are like getting a thousand piercings a minute, for a slightly longer time; and even that, one can get very used to.

how much to get your eye

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how much to get your eye pierced?

TEZ CREW GIFROLL

I haven't had any piercings

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I haven't had any piercings before, so don't know what its like.

as much as getting one's ear

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as much as getting one's ear pierced, just nut up and it'll be over quick. have some girl hold your hand, if you want.

I thought so.

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I thought so.

A lot, probably.

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A lot, probably.