The Life And Times Of Young James Hoare, sitting there, glum and Northern

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Today, young James Hoare was glad he arrived early to work. Tired and a smite fragile from Insect Warfare, he nonetheless had a productive day and contributed heavily to the further adventures of Terrorizer magazine. At 5.30pm, he packed up and left for more Insect Warfare because he can't get enough of that sort of thing. He also ate a bag of crisps (salt and vinegar?) and replenished the office's supply of soya milk. Oh, and in the late afternoon he had a lemon and ginger tea. Last I heard, he had just met xRedx. More to follow, as and when it happens.
"Firestorm coming closer, Napalm to the bone."
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Have I started a trend on here? Have I turned this place into Facebook??? *cocks gun*
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DCI Gene Hunt wrote:
Have I started a trend on here? Have I turned this place into Facebook??? *cocks gun*
*likes*
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Are you talking about yourself in 3rd person? If so, when did Jim become Jon?
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Iad Umboros wrote:
Are you talking about yourself in 3rd person? If so, when did Jim become Jon?
Good grief, no. That would be disturbing. This is an amazing post of existentialist madness.
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So I should check out Insect Warfare?
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Iad Umboros wrote:
So I should check out Insect Warfare?
Oh you should definitely do.
"Firestorm coming closer, Napalm to the bone."
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Insect Warfare are alright.
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Insect Warfare aren't all that.
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Yeah, I wasn't bowled over by the album. Not as much as SOME people on here at least...
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i think insect warfare live are brilliant and they can blow my eardrums out any fucking day of the week
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Insect Warfare > Fhil and was.
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I'm not sure i agree with those mathematics.
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The power of media and suggestion > taleofrevenge
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Freaking Rad Moderator Dude.
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Insect Warfare + James = Supergood.
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I still like the new (self titled) Magrudergirnd better than "World Funeral"...
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Insect Warfare are pretty decent. (oh noes, the deathcore skinny jean wearing dickhead likes them. ;< )
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KillTomDead wrote:
Insect Warfare are pretty decent. (oh noes, the deathcore skinny jean wearing dickhead likes them. ;< )
white belt?
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I do have a white belt actually. But I also have a black and brown belt. It's only when I wear white trainers I wear the white belt (You wear the same colour belt as you do shoes.).
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^^Right- I see that in your Conan icon- he's wearing fur and leather boots, and fur and leather belt. It all fits together...
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It's actually a golden rule of fashion apparently. I just listened to what my mother said and followed through!
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Oh dear.
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KillTomDead wrote:
I just listened to what my mother said and followed through!
That must've been embarrassing, did anyone notice?
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I noticed as I typed it, but feel free to tear into me. I don't care.
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KillTomDead wrote:
I noticed as I typed it, but feel free to tear into me. I don't care.
I know why you wanna hate me! Cos hate is all the world has seen lately! BREAKDOWN!
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
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Do your homework! Tidy your bedroom! Turn that racket down! etc...
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Richie H-R wrote:
KillTomDead wrote:
I noticed as I typed it, but feel free to tear into me. I don't care.
I know why you wanna hate me! Cos hate is all the world has seen lately! BREAKDOWN!
At least copy and paste some misogynist Elysia lyrics.
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I thought it would be more insulting to dismiss you with lyrics from a nearly-a-decade-old song you almost certainly hate than actually putting in the effort to find something relevant.
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Honestly, Richie, the effort would have been better. FAGET
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Richie H-R wrote:
I thought it would be more insulting to dismiss you with lyrics from a nearly-a-decade-old song you almost certainly hate than actually putting in the effort to find something relevant.
I don't hate Limp Bizkit, they got me into metal.

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